I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Randomize
