This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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