I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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