i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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