Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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