There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
