It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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