dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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