Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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