everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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