he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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