we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
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I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize
