I don't usually arrange sex via text message
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
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