he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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