its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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