question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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