Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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