some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
BRING THE BAGELS
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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