Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
How naked do you want me to be?
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