I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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