Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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