u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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