Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
i think my cat just said my name.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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