SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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