Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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