names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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