make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
my poor anus
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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