i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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