finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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