I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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