I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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