my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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