I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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