who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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