So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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