Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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