Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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