For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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