Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
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