like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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