Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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