ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
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