you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
So much rum. So many feels.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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