Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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