i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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