i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I need to wash the frat house off of me
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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