Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Did we literally take a cab across the street
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Randomize
