that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
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