We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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