Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
