everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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