its not stalking. its research.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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