His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
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