Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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